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CLUB EROS
January 2009 Newsletter

36th Anniversary 1972-2009


Club Eros is moving.
The location we have used for the last 11 years is now closed.
Watch for our announcment about our grand re-opening
in a new location soon.



Some Recent Past Themes
to remind you of the type of things we'll have in store for you when we re-open




NEW!!!   Quick links for this weekend:     Friday   Saturday

New Years Eve Info - Click Here





September Themes


Sat Sep 6
WILD WILD WEST
& SWINGO BINGO
Come out for a down-home, boot-stompin’ whoop-de-whoop good time!
Wear your sexiest wildest western gear
Miz Kitty & her Saloon Girls will be out in full force tonight!
Denim jeans, checked shirts, chaps (with or without pants!), cowboy boots and cowboy hats!
This is an evening with a country flavour, Texas style,
so for those of you who have been asking for a C & W night
we'll slide some in the mix for you tonight!
Wendy will be whipping up some of her famous Texas Style (no beans!) chili for the buffet!
A Dress In Theme Night!
A Dress In Theme Night!
PLUS ...
Our Mixer tonight - Swingo Bingo
One of our great mix 'n' mingle games
... ensures you'll meet everyone before the night is over.
Guys get numbers and girls get bingo cards.
Your mission ladies is to get the numbers you need from the guys ...
who won't be giving them up without some "persuasion" from you.
Yes we have put a fun and erotic twist to Bingo, we get LOTS of requests to repeat this theme every time we do it!
Come on out and join the sexciting fun and see why!
YES!!! A Mix ‘n’ Mingle Game Night AND a Dress In Theme Contest Night
New couples & shy couples most especially enjoy these evenings!
New couples always come out in large numbers for mixer game nights.
Come meet some new couples TONIGHT!
 Come out in your Denim and Diamonds and get your name in the raffle draw!





Sat Sep 13
SEXY SCHOOL GIRL NIGHT

 The sexy schoolgirl look is back!
Throw on a kilt, a white shirt and tie …
 ... oh yeh, don’t forget the knee socks!
It’s a new semester here at “Our Lady of Perpetual Orgasm High School”
and we want to see how many ways you can break the old school rules
wearing a school uniform.
Guys play teacher as they apply “reward stickers” to deserving pupils!
 (YES!, one of our sexy mix ‘n’ mingle sticker games!)
Also a contest for the Sexiest Schoolgirl —
 — a one year “scholarship” as a prize!
After school tutorials? No problem!!!
YES!!! A Mix ‘n’ Mingle Game Night AND a Dress In Theme Contest Night
New couples & shy couples most especially enjoy these evenings!
New couples always come out in large numbers for mixer game nights.
Come meet some new couples TONIGHT!
-- wear your Sexy Schoolgirl Outfit
 and get your name in the raffle draw for a great prize!
This is always one of our top 5 busiest dances of the year!



Sat Sep 20
IRMA LA DOUCE
Our number one favorite participation theme
(Some call it Hooker & John Night)
This theme is based on the movie by that name starring Shirley MacLaine,
Ladies dress as classic movie image hookers
(the trashier the better!)
Guys get $1,000 in Club Eros play money and then the fun begins!
The richest “Lady of the Evening” at the end of the night wins!
A Dress-in-Theme Contest Night!
AND ... one of our famous "Mix 'n' Mingle" games!
Wear anything trashy or "hookerish" (is that a word?)
and get your name in the Raffle Draw!
New couples and shy couples most especially enjoy these evenings!
New couples always come out in large numbers for mixer game nights.
Come meet some new couples TONIGHT!
(This theme is a "Ladies' Favourite" and is always Extra Busy!!)




Sat Sep 27
BLACK MAGIC

PLUS ... FORMER MEMBERS REUNION NIGHT
Black is the colour for the evening ...
 ...black silk ...
... black leather ...
 ... black lace...
... black PVC ...
... black formal ...
 ... black satin ...
... black lingerie ...
 ... (lots and lots of black lingerie!  and even more black leather!) ...
... black whatever!!
As long as you get the colour right, the rest is easy!!!
 For those who know what it means …
 ... consider this “Fetish Night”
A Dress-in-Theme Contest Night!
Wear your Black Leather, Black Lingerie or anything else Black to fit the theme and get your name in the raffle draw!
.... PLUS ....
 This is also the night of our Annual Solid Gold Former Members Reunion Night -
An invitation to all our former members
to come and see which of your old friends pop up out of the woodwork after all this time!
All former Club Eros memberships are valid for this one evening only,
doesn’t matter how far back they expired!
(You’ll pay only the regular members rates of $20/cpl admission! )
Call your friends who may have moved or lost touch with our club
and let them know that this is the weekend to come out and play!
A prize for the couple for whom it has been the longest since their membership last expired!
Join us as we play nothing but #1 hits from the 50s, 60s, 70s, 80s & 90s,
mixed with the current chart-toppers of today!
This is always one of our top 5 busiest dances of the year!



October Themes


Sat Oct 4
THE GREAT PANTY HUNT
 We’ll have an Erotic Scavenger Hunt with a very sexy twist!
You’ll get a list describing various panties.
Your mission is to go out and find them!
You’ll get points for identifying who is wearing what,
and you’ll get double points for scooping their panties off them!
If you’ll be wearing any unusual panties
(guys boxers & briefs too!)
that you think should be on the list ... please let us know!
What better way to get to know someone than to ask for their underwear???
Exceptional fun!
YES!!! One of our VERY popular Mix ‘n’ Mingle Games!
New couples and shy couples most especially enjoy these evenings!
New couples always come out in large numbers for mixer game nights.
Come meet some new couples TONIGHT! 




Sat Oct 11
OKTOBERFEST

SAUSAGE APPRECIATION DAY
Willkommen!
Oktoberfest - One of the worlds GREAT parties!
Come on out and celebrate Oktoberfest - Club Eros Style!
Sure we'll have Sausage on the German Style Buffet,
but more importantly it'll be a chance for you ladies to show your appreciation of the guys and THEIR "Sausages"!
You'll get stars to give to the guys who "measure up"
(Feel free to give them a bonus star if they find a way to REALLY impress you!)
Ladies you're always asking for themes that the guys can play, so here you have one.
Zicke-Zacke-Zicke-Zacke!
Hoi- Hoi- Hoi
Don't miss out!!!
New couples and shy couples most especially enjoy these evenings!
New couples always come out in large numbers for mixer game nights.
Come meet some new couples TONIGHT!





Sat Oct 18
JUST WHITE SHIRTS

Ladies: The suggestion is to wear just one of your guy's white dress shirts
- you can tie it ... or belt it ... or leave it open ... or whatever.
You may want to put lingerie on under it,
set it off with garters, white stockings and heels,
or perhaps merely a sexy thong underneath it,
or for even more risqué fun, wear nothing at all under it!
A VERY easy theme to get into!
A VERY sexy look all around!!
Come on out and enjoy the fun!
A Dress In Theme Contest Night.
Wear a White Shirt and get your name into our raffle draw!
This theme is perhaps the MOST POPULAR participation theme of the year!
Usually over 80% of the ladies "Dress in Theme" for this one!

This is always one of our top 5 busiest dances of the year!





Sat Oct 25
FALL BALL
& STRIP POOL TOURNAMENT

One of our 2 semi formals each year.
Dress (or un-dress!) to impress!
You can be semi formal ... or semi dressed ... both work equally well!
A chance to really strut your stuff in your sexiest, slinkiest evening wear!
Cocktail Dresses! ... Evening Gowns!! ... Peignoir Sets!!!
Come on out for an upscale evening of naughty debauchery!
Always a popular night as our ladies LOVE getting all dolled up!
PLUS ...  Sign up for the Wildest Pool Tournament you'll ever enter!
Naturally the winner of each game advances to the next round,
but the loser can buy their way in too, with an article of clothing.
Everyone will be limited to three clothing items
(guys - shirt, pants, underwear ...
... ladies - outerwear, bra & panties)
 those without underwear get an automatic one round bonus!
 (Socks and shoes and belts and jewlery etc don't count for nothin')
Will the best pool player win???
 ... or will it be the one most willing to get naked???
This will be be a VERY busy night
 as our Pool Tournament is always a VERY popular event.
  And ever since we added the Strip Option
  it's even better than ever!!
Special BONUS Consolation Prizes for all those who lose enough games to play their last game completely naked!
A Dress In Theme Contest Night
Come out in your Semi Formal Finery and get your name in the raffle draw!

 



November Themes


Sat Nov 1
HALLOWEEN COSTUME BALL
Our busiest most exciting dance of the year!
(This is the night we set our attendance records every year!)
Our Annual Hallowe’en Costume Party,
a bash like no other you have seen before!
Fantasies are not merely unleashed ...
... they are paraded front & centre!
This is the night when everybody comes out in costume,
from mild to wild to beyond description or belief!
No Costume is too wild for this night!
We will judge the Costume Contest to End All Costume Contests
in 3 separate categories:
Most Together Couple,
Most Original Costume and
Sexiest Costume
(Don’t forget to sign up at the door for the category(s) you wish to enter)
The wildest, busiest, most outrageous event on our calendar!
The costumes are simply unbelievable!
Sexy ... Scary ... Simple ... Scanty ... Sensuous ...Seductive
All that and more!
Come on out and let your fantasies take over!
(see below for more info on our Hallowe'en Party!)
 A Dress In Theme Contest Night
Costumes or masks are required, so I guess everybody gets their name in the raffle ...

Remember, we open a half hour earlier at 8 pm every year on Hallowe'en to help ease the crowding at the registration desk.
Make sure to plan to arrive early as we fill up very quickly at Hallowe'en!




Sat Nov 8
SADIE HAWKINS NIGHT

In the fine old Dogpatch traditions of L’il Abner and Daisy Mae,
we invite you to come on out for the ultimate ladies night -
- Ladies Choice ALL night long!
That’s right, the ladies do the askin’ ...
... the ladies do the chasin’ ...
... and the ladies do the grabbin’ and clutchin’!
And hey guys... if’n they catch you,
well ... you’re fair game!
One of our very popular mix ‘n’ mingle games-
Ladies get dance cards -
- first filled cards win prizes!
Guys, be warned ... the ladies will be “on the prowl” BIGTIME!
Ladies get out your “Daisy Duke” shorts and your off-the-shoulder blouses,
‘cause we have a prize for the best itty bitty teenie weenie "Daisy Mae" outfit!
(If you don’t know who Daisy Mae is,
think Ellie Mae Clampett from the Beverly Hillbillies
or Daisy Duke from the Dukes of Hazzard!

A basic but hot, sexy/country look!)
YES!!! A Dress in Theme Night ...
AND ... One of our VERY popular Mix ‘n’ Mingle Games!
Wear your "Daisy Duke" shorts to get your name into our raffle draw for a great prize.
New couples and shy couples most especially enjoy these evenings!
New couples always come out in large numbers for mixer game nights.
Come meet some new couples TONIGHT!
 
 



Sat Nov 15
PUSS 'n' BOOTS

A chance to show off your latest "Come-Fuck-Me" boots!
Black Boots ... White Boots ... Red Boots!
Thigh High Boots ... Ankle Boots ... Cowboy Boots!
Any Damn Boots You Like!!
And if you don't have boots, put on your sexiest footwear
and come on out and check out everyone else's boots!
A super contest for the Sexiest "Puss in Boots" in the house!
PS Boots look GREAT with a miniskirt
 and miniskirts look even greater with no panties:
I guess that's why we called this one "Puss 'n' Boots"!
A Dress-In-Theme Contest Night
Wear your Best Boots &  get your name in the raffle draw for a great prize!
Bonus: Prove to our “Panty Inspector” that you aren’t wearing panties
& get your name in the draw twice!
(P.S. the position of Panty Inspector is still open ...
arrive early and convince me that you "have what it takes"
to be a  THOROUGH Panty Inspector,
and the position may be yours!)






Sat Nov 22
BEAUTIFUL BREASTS & BRAS

PLUS -- FASTEST FINGER CONTEST
Ladies: You likely have a favorite lacy bra,
perhaps a cleavage creating push-up, or superbly sexy lace,
maybe a special colour that brings out your eyes, whatever.
 Tonight is the night to wear it AND show it off.
Perhaps under a sheer see-thru top or,
maybe even do the Madonna thing, and wear just your bra.
 (In fact that’s a great club look ... just a bra on top!!)
So, come on out and show off your breasts in (or out!) of your favorite bra.
PLUS -- Also a special Fastest Fingers Contest where the guys get to show off
who can undo a bra the fastest one-handed!
YES!!! A Mix ‘n’ Mingle Game Night AND a Dress In Theme Contest Night
New couples & shy couples most especially enjoy these evenings!
New couples always come out in large numbers for mixer game nights.
Come meet some new couples TONIGHT!
Wear just a bra (or something that highlights your bra)
and get your name in our raffle contest!

 


Sat Nov 29
JUNGLE BOOGIE

Come on out and show us what an animal you can be!!!!
 We’re looking for the wildest couples in the wildest outfits!
 Nothing tame about tonight!
Clothing in animal print designs is some of the sexiest stuff around!
 Enter our contest to show us that you are the wildest animal in the house!
 A Dress-In-Theme Contest Night!
Wear anything with an animal print to get into the prize draw and fit the theme!
 



December Themes


Sat Dec 6
GREAT GRAFITTI NIGHT
& WET T-SHIRT CONTEST
Graffiti is usually found on walls, but tonight it's the invasion of the body painters!
Wear a light coloured T-shirt, bring a marker
and spend the evening writing all over each other!
(Just remember to ask before you write on someone's brand new shirt!)
Spend the first half of the evening writing
& the last half reading what everyone else wrote.
The graffiti gets rather witty as the night goes on
& the shirts make "one of a kind" keepsakes for years to come.
Feel free to wear one from a past year if you have one!
Don't forget to put an invitation with your phone number on a few special shirts!
(ie: For a good time call ...)
Naturally, a T-shirt night isn't complete without a Wet T-shirt Contest - & YES we'll have one tonight!
A Dress-In-Theme Contest Night
Wear a T-Shirt and get your name in the draw for a great prize!

Wet T-Shirt contests are among our most popular contests and busiest nights of the year!






Sat Dec 13
SEXY SCHOOL GIRL NIGHT

 The sexy schoolgirl look is back!
Throw on a kilt, a white shirt and tie …
 ... oh yeh, don’t forget the knee socks!
It’s a new semester here at “Our Lady of Perpetual Orgasm High School”
and we want to see how many ways you can break the old school rules
wearing a school uniform.
Guys play teacher as they apply “reward stickers” to deserving pupils!
 (YES!, one of our sexy mix ‘n’ mingle sticker games!)
Also a contest for the Sexiest Schoolgirl —
 — a one year “scholarship” as a prize!
After school tutorials? No problem!!!
YES!!! A Mix ‘n’ Mingle Game Night AND a Dress In Theme Contest Night
New couples & shy couples most especially enjoy these evenings!
New couples always come out in large numbers for mixer game nights.
Come meet some new couples TONIGHT!
-- wear your Sexy Schoolgirl Outfit
 and get your name in the raffle draw for a great prize!
This is always one of our top 5 busiest dances of the year!



 Sat Dec 20
X-RATED X-MAS
One of THE BIGTHREE busiest dances of the year!
Join in our erotic gift exchange:
Bring two wrapped presents, 1 for a guy and 1 for a girl.
The labels should say simply: To a guy, or to a girl from: (your names here)
To keep this affordable & to stimulate your imagination
we set a $5-10 maximum for gifts.
They can be practical, funny, erotic, useful or just plain nice.
Now the fun starts.
Santa & his sexy elfettes naturally make an appearance
and distribute gifts to all couples who brought one.
You find whomever you got a gift from to thank them
(that's why the tags)
while whoever got yours tries to find you!
Everybody is looking for everybody, & the mood is festive, fanciful & friendly.
For years now those who have come to the X-mas dance have said it's their favorite theme of the year,
come out & see why.
It's the easiest night of all to make new friends.
(P.S. Santa says he's especially nice to ladies who treat him nice by wearing red lingerie!
Make Santa's night so that he'll cum for Christmas.
We'll be especially nice to ladies in red lingerie too,
and we'll buy their first round of Christmas Cheer for them!)
A  Dress In Theme Contest Night
Wear some Red Lingerie and get your name in the raffle draw for a great prize!

Don't Miss It - This is our 3rd Busiest Night of the Year!

  As usual for our extra busy nights, we will be opening a half hour earlier at 8:00 pm to help alleviate the lineups at the door.




Wed Dec 24
CLOSED

CHRISTMAS EVE



Thurs Dec 25
CLOSED
MERRY CHRISTMAS

 

  Sat Dec 27
WEAR WHAT YOU GOT FOR CHRISTMAS
A pretty easy theme to get into ... simply wear what you found under the tree!
If you got lingerie, you wear lingerie ... if you got pajamas, you wear pajamas ...
... and if you got new overalls to work in the garage, you wear overalls ...
... if you got a tacky tie from your wierd nephew, you wear your tacky tie, (but leave the nephew at home, please!)
... and if you got nothing, well ... you wear nothing!
 




  Wed Dec 31
New Year's Eve

Our New Years Eve Party is cancelled and our club is temporarily closed.
Watch for our announcment about our grand re-opening in a new location soon.


 








NUDITY ETIQUETTE

For those of you who attend nudist resorts this item will not be of any news.
However we raise it for those of you who are  unfamiliar with this basic bit of "nudity etiquette" & hygiene.

Whenever you find that you "lose" some or all of your wardrobe, and you are sitting on a chair, couch or whatever, it is expected that you will slip something between your tush and the upholstery. Most seasoned nudists carry a small towel for exactly this purpose, (most strippers do as well). You'll also find this is common etiquette when working out in a gym.

As it's not uncommon for clothing to go astray at the club, we suggest that you bring a small towel with you when and if you think you are inclined to bare your buns. This issue has cropped up before, but is even more relevant now with the new couches we have added. (Some people also simply fold their clothes and sit on those) We will also get some "tushie towels" and make them available for you at a cost of $5 (the towels will be yours to keep) for those occasions when you aren't prepared, and find your clothes start disappearing!

I should also add here (for newbies) that our club isn't a nudist resort and you won't be in a room full of naked people.
However, it isn't unusual to see a couple (or more) of people lose some or all of their clothes over the course of an evening. It's all part of the fun!




WELCOME TO 2008

It’s a major milestone — Club Eros celebrates it’s 36th birthday this year. We’ll actually be celebrating all year long even though the official party is on May 24th. We’ve come a long way over the 36 intervening years:

The club was originally founded by Merv Mason back in 1972. It started with a small core group of couples who used to gather infrequently in his home. By the time that Tony & Zena took on running it several years later, membership was approaching the 200 couple mark. Over the 2 years they ran the club, membership virtually doubled, and they began hosting regular once a month dances. Wendy & I took on running the club about 25 years ago. Membership has grown from just over 350 couples to over 3,000 couples during that time. We have progressively increased our dance schedule from once a month to twice a month to every week. We used to be closed during the summer and on long weekends, but now our weekly format continues non-stop right through the whole year. We have added regular weekly Friday night events for our member couples. We offer a wide variety of other special events too, like our golf tournament, our motorcycle run, euchre tournaments our trips, holidays and weekends away. But the main focus of our members continues to be our club dances. We even bought the bar in which we hold our events back in 1999. What used to be considered a busy night many years ago when 20 couples attended, was surpassed a couple of years ago by a blockbuster new record of 153 couples attending one evening.

Our growth and success has not been without it’s trials and tribulations as well. Easily the most notable of these was the famous “Raid of ‘92" after which we had to undertake an expensive almost year long court battle. In the end however we emerged victorious and thereby set an important new legal precedent for swinging in Canada. (We were the FIRST, and until last year ONLY, Canadian swing club to have won a case in criminal court!) We’ve also had to deal with the growing pains of becoming a club as large as we are. We’ve become the model on which many other clubs have based themselves upon. (They say that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery - in fact you'll find items cut and pasted from our website on many other swing club websites!) When several new local clubs closed after only a few months (and selling lots of memberships to unsuspecting couples) we were the first and only club to come to the rescue of their members, who were left high and dry, by offering to honour their otherwise worthless memberships at no extra cost. We’ve added other events to our calendar to accommodate the variety of interests of our members. We’ve added host couples to help the new couples through their first anxious visits to the club (and we’d really like to add a couple more, let us know if you & your partner would be interested). We’ve increased our involvement with other swing clubs both locally & worldwide, especially through NASCA (North American Swing Club Association – of which Wendy & I served as regional representatives several years ago) to help facilitate an international swing club network for members when they travel. We’ve also joined with other clubs and swing tour agencies in planning and promoting dozens of swinging holiday opportunities each year. In addition, back in 1991, we hosted Caress, Canada’s first international swing convention, which was a huge success.

In a nutshell, as the old saying goes: “We’ve come a long way, Baby!”

There are only 2 or 3 (out of several hundred) clubs across North America that come close to matching either our longevity or our total membership. We are very proud to say that we are the longest running swing club in Canada by a long shot. And with over 3,000 real world paid members we are likely the largest swing club in Canada (Oh, some other clubs list everyone on their mailing list as a "member" but if we did that we'd have well over 30,000! We're talking real actual paid member couples) We really had no idea that the club could or would grow to anything approaching this size when we took it on. It is, however, to each and every one of you that the credit for this growth belongs. Your continued support over the years has been the cornerstone on which our club has prospered. Our club (as with any other social club) is in reality merely the sum total of its members. Well, with our club, that total adds up to something really wonderful and special. We’re exceptionally proud to be affiliated with Club Eros and consider it an honour to think of each and every one of you as “friend”. When you come out to any of our dances in this our 36th Anniversary Year, take a moment to reflect on how special the people you have come to know and love in this lifestyle are to you. Because that’s what it’s really all about.

Once again, thanks for your collective enthusiasm, dedication, encouragement & support that has made our club what it is today. We join with you in looking forward very much to 2008 and beyond, and we are so pleased that you will be here to share in it. It just wouldn’t be the same without you!


Help Wanted:

As our club grows, we find that we need to add staff to help keep things running smoothly.
If you are interested in joining the Club Eros team, check out what openings we potentially have
on our Employment at Club Eros webpage.


MEMBERSHIP OPTIONS

We have a wide variety of membership options available for you to choose from.
These are outlined in detail on our "Everything You Want To Know About Membership" Information Page at:
http://www.cluberos.ca/memships.html

We offer economical $28.58 "No Frills" memberships for those who can only attend our club once or twice,
A basic Silver Card membership for those who attend infrequently,
right on up to GOLD CARD memberships with FREE admission for those who like to come out often and regularly.

Take a moment to peruse the various option available, and then select yours on our on-line membership application at:
http://www.cluberos.ca/membycc.html

It has become a popular way to purchase a membership as almost half of our memberships now come in through this page.
When you buy your membership ahead of time, there is no long wait at the door while you fill out forms.

For those of you who are non-members: Taking out a membership, either before you come out
or right when you arrive will save you up to $20 on your dance admission,  (Silver members vs non-members rates)
so if you are going to be taking out a membership anyway, do it right away and save yourself some money!
Remember that memberships are required after your first introductory visit.

GOLD MEMBERSHIP UPGRADES

A great many members are upgrading their membership to a GOLD CARD when it comes up for renewal, as it really does save money for you if you come out to the club once a month or more. However, it seems that most people don't know know that you can also upgrade anytime during the year as well. Very simply we credit you with the unexpired portion of your existing membership and deduct that off your new GOLD CARD price.

GOLD CARDS are the fastest increasing segment of our membership offerings, and most especially for renewals, as members see the VALUE and SAVINGS that a GOLD CARD can provide for them. Remeber though the "once a month" figure is simply an average guideline. You may perhaps not come out at all through the summer for example, but get out every other weekend in the winter, or vice versa. The important number for you to consider is 12.
If you come out to the club as little as twelve (or more) times in the course of a year, the GOLD CARD will save you money!
Feel free to talk to us about it without obligation if you want to see if it will in fact make a difference for you.



Congratulations to Nancy  - Miss Club Eros 2008-2009

We’d also like to recognize our past Miss Club Eros’s:



Membership Policy

For those of you who are not aware, we have always had a strict membership policy at Club Eros. Only members and their invited guests may attend our club functions.

This invitation letter is sent out to the couple along with a complete information package on our club, to insure that they know exactly what our club is about. This helps prevent incidents based on misunderstanding as have recently occurred at another club. All new members and guests must also read and sign a club rules form as well as show positive ID before their first admission. This helps ensure all couples at the club are on the same wavelength & are there for the same reasons you are. This means you needn’t fear meeting couples who are not in our lifestyle.

This Membership Policy is also very important legally. Last year a club in Montreal had their previous conviction overturned by the Supreme Court, however this is only because the court recognized that they had a firm membership policy and the the Public was not permitted access.. Make sure any other club you attend anywhere has a similar members-only policy in place and rigorously enforced to avoid placing yourself at legal risk. As many of you may know the Montreal club and our club are the only clubs in Canada to have challenged this law in court and won, in both cases based on firm membership policies!
 
 

Get The Most Out Of Your Evening At The Club

or Seven Steps to Successful Swinging!

ARRIVE EARLY - Whether it is your first visit or your twentieth, it is always far more relaxing to arrive early before the crowd and let the room fill slowly around you. You get to check out everyone else slowly as they come in. You also get far more evening to mix, mingle and socialize. You’ll meet MORE people with LESS pressure if you arrive early.

STAY THE WHOLE EVENING - Once again, the longer you stretch out your evening, the more relaxing it becomes, and the more people you can potentially meet. Also, couples continue to arrive at the club till well after midnight. If you leave early, you miss out on meeting them.

GET INVOLVED - Whether it is a dress up theme, or a mix ‘n mingle game, you have an instant “in” with everybody else if you are involved in what is going on. To paraphrase an old saying: “If you get involved, you are a welcome friend and a guest, if you stand around on the fringe, you are merely a stranger.”

CIRCULATE - If you simply find the furthest unoccupied table and park there, chances are you won’t meet anyone unless they happen, by chance, to sit near you. If instead, you head for the bar area, and move around the room over the evening, you’ll likely meet everyone!

SMILE - Think a moment: If you see two couples, 1: smiling, friendly & approachable, and 2: with a dour look on their face, which one would you approach to talk to?

TALK - Meeting others is a 50/50 proposition - if you approach 50% of people you want to meet & begin a conversation, the other 50% of the people will be trying to find you. Besides, being involved in a conversation with someone magically makes you even more appealing to others.

COME BACK SOON - every evening at Club Eros is different; you will meet a whole new group on your next visit. Especially if you are new, you will need more than just one or two visits to get a real “feel” for the lifestyle. No two nights are the same!

Help Wanted:

Host Couple Team Expanding

With the steady and consistent influx of new couples who are are attending our club lately, and the even larger number who are waiting in the wings and have not yet made their inaugural appearance., we find that we need more than just occasional help with hosting duties. We need several more couples for our host team, and we’re open to applications, suggestions, nominations etc for couples in our membership who A) would make good hosts, and B) welcome the challenges which this role offers. We need couples who are both outgoing and comfortable with their involvement in the lifestyle, and willing to share their experiences and attitudes with new couples. We most especially need couples who can make a regular and consistent commitment to attending club functions and helping with host duties. If this role appeals to you, please feel free to discuss it with Wendy or Ron without any obligations for now and see what it entails and what the new benefits in doing this are, as well.

Yes, we're still looking for more hosts. If the concept interests you at all talk to us about it. Also if a couple have made you feel extremely welcome, then nominate them for our host team (they may have never considered that they were good at it so didn't apply ... but you know differently right?)


 

Theme Night Prizes

One of the really fun things about attending a club like ours is that you can let your hair down, behave in ways you couldn’t imagine at a straight function, and wear (or not wear!) clothing that would do more than raise a few eyebrows on the street. To that end we regularly feature among our theme nights quite a few evenings where you are encouraged to dress in keeping with the theme.

While it is never compulsory to dress in theme, it’s always a lot more fun when you do - ask anyone who does! Most of the themes are so darn tempting to dress up for, but ... That little bit of hesitancy about whether or not to dress for the theme is what we’d like to help you overcome. To that end, we have first a suggestion, and then an incentive:

This is also a good opportunity to mention that several times through each month we feature as part of our theme, a mix ‘n’ mingle game of some sort. New members & shyer members find these especially helpful in breaking the ice to meet those first few couples. (Newcomers attend mix ‘n’ mingle nights in record numbers, so if you like meeting new couples, don’t miss these!) Everyone finds them a blast to play, as they usually have some sort of erotic twist to them! While there is always at least one prize (sometimes many!) to be won, the real winning is in playing the game & getting to meet virtually everyone there! If you’ve never played one of our mixer games, what are you waiting for? Come on out and join in the fun!

Convert Your Membership

Take advantage of one of our two conversion programs:

Gold Card Upgrade: We’ll credit you with the unexpired portion of your membership at full value when you upgrade to a Gold Card membership. Gold Cards are the fastest growing segment of our already ever-increasing membership roster. Free dance admissions is the reason why.

Membership Transfer: If you belong to another swing club (either local or long distance) we will credit you with the full unexpired portion of your membership plus a 3 month bonus when you turn in your other membership card & purchase a regular one year Club Eros membership. This program suits both those who have belonged to a club elsewhere before moving to Toronto, also those who found that they’ve perhaps made a mistake and joined another club which they are not enjoying. (This is a timely reminder of our policy as yet another new local swing club has opened and closed. Those with membership cards in closed clubs especially welcome)
(Yes this program is also available to former Club Eros members, who have since joined another club, but now find they wish to return to Club Eros again. We are always happy to welcome former members "back home" again!)

Full details on our trade-in program is  at http://www.cluberos.ca/tradein.html

Remember also that we always have and still do honour all other swing club memberships for one-time visitors to our club. (Regular visitors however are expected to take out a Club Eros membership.)

Have You Been Out To Club Eros Lately?

Whether it's due to geography (over 60% of our membership live 2 or more hours drive from the club), family commitments or whatever, for some of you it has been quite a while since you were last out. Well, if that’s the case, this paragraph is addressed to you and we’d like to encourage you to visit again sometime very soon. Lots of things have changed and we like to think all for the better. We do know that every single week, whether a super jam packed hi-energy evening or a more mellow laid-back theme, everybody has a really good time, but it just isn’t the same without you. Pick one of our upcoming fun themes that sparks your interest and make the effort to come and see what’s new and who’s new at Club Eros. We've had our largest influx ever of new couples, and everyone, new and old is looking forward to meeting you!

Also, don't get caught up in the“ numbers game”. Some people are used to the mega-crowded scene of huge commercial nightclubs. Others perhaps have visited “couples clubs” or “lifestyle clubs” which artificially inflate their attendance by opening their doors primarily to non-swingers. (less than 10% of the people at these clubs are interested in swinging) or, even worse, admitting hordes of horny single guys, who have no concept of what our lifestyle is about and merely trample over the couples looking for free and easy sex! Both of these options have their place, but if what you really want is a venue in which to meet other swingers like yourselves, none of these other options will be of much real use to you. A private swingers club, like Club Eros, is a much more intimate setting than that. By limiting admission to only those couples who are looking for the same things you are, we not only make it easier for you to meet each other, but we provide a relaxed, non pressured, interactive setting not possible by letting in outsiders, wannabes, tourists, lookie-loos (call them what you will). Instead of the “let's sit back and be entertained” format, (fun to watch but doesn't let you actually meet anyone), our club is more like a party of friends in your rec room! Everyone is talkative, friendly and looking to meet and mingle! Sure, things can get pretty wild, people often get naked and there's a lot of discreet touchy-feely if you look closely. But what our club is really all about is being a great place to go to talk and meet and find 1... or 2 ... or 20 ... couples to go home with!!

How is Club Eros Different?

That’s one of the most common questions we get asked by both current members and new couples. Sometimes things that look the same or similar at first glance are really quite different when you look deeper. But yes, there is indeed a difference and “vive la difference!”!

1) Membership is restricted to swinging couples only. Some people confuse couples clubs with swingers clubs, but couples clubs cater to a very different segment of the population, and have a very small percentage of swingers in their membership. (less than 10% is their own estimate) That means that 4 out of every 5 people at a couples club that you meet aren’t interested in swinging with you or anyone else. At Club Eros you don’t play that guessing game of “do they or don’t they”, and you don’t waste your entire evening trying to meet or talk to people who simply aren’t looking for what you’re looking for.

2) A tight “Members & Invited Guests Only” Policy is strictly enforced. A membership program is of no use at all if anyone and everyone who shows up at the door can get in, like at one local club. Maintaining strict members only rules is vitally important, not only to help ensure the right mix and environment for everyone’s comfort and enjoyment, but also to comply with legal requirements. Unless a club maintains strict admission policies, they place not only themselves but each and every one of their members at real legal risk. We’ve been to court, and we’ve won our case (the FIRST Canadian club ever which won this case way back in '92!) and we know our legal limits, and observe them strictly. On-premise activity is perfectly OK, but ONLY IF DOOR ADMISSIONS ARE RIGOURSLY CONTROLLED AND MEMBERSHIP POLICIES ARE ENFORCED WITHOUT EXCEPTION. Any club which doesn’t is more interested in maximizing their cash flow than in safeguarding their members.

3) We’ve been around for 36 years now. And we’re committed to staying active for a long, long time to come. In an average year, about 20 clubs open and close in the GTA. The average club lasts 3 months with many even less than that! We regularly encounter couples who have paid for memberships in clubs which no longer exist. We have always had an upgrade policy for couples who have purchased a membership in another club, whether it has folded or they are merely dissatisfied, they can get credit for their unexpired portion at Club Eros.

4) Club Eros is run by an active swinging couple. Strangely enough, some other clubs are run by non-swingers. We have been personally active in the swing scene for over 3 decades. Over these years we have visited well over 100 other swing clubs. We have appeared on dozens of major TV and radio shows to discuss the lifestyle, and regularly are invited to colleges and universities as guest lecturers and experts on alternative relationships. We are happy to share that knowledge and experience with our members. Whether at the club, on the phone, via email or over coffee, we’ll answer your questions, share our experiences, and help to sort out the confusion of entering a new lifestyle. We have a very personal , longterm dedication to the lifestyle above and beyond merely running the club, and we welcome you to avail yourself of it.

5) NO SINGLE GUYS!!! A couple of new clubs have decided to boost their numbers by opening their doors to single guys - big mistake! We've seen it happen over and over again at clubs all across North America - adding single guys to a swinging couples club changes the atmosphere at a club from relaxed, non pressured and fun to an intense, high pressured meat market. The gender balance ratio goes right through the ceiling and it simply is no longer a fun place to be.Club Eros has never been open to single guys and never will - we want to maintain the casual atmosphere that swinging couples deserve! The simple fact is that clubs which admit single guys are more concerned with their own profit than they are with your comfort and enjoyment.

Dress (or Un-dress!) For Success!

Our dances are fun, exciting places like no other. And quite often we select a theme that gives you an opportunity to really let your hair down, let a few fantasies flow and dress as you simply couldn’t get away with anywhere else! When those occasions crop up, we invite and encourage you to make the most of them! Dressing in keeping with the theme on any given night is a sure fire way to have an instant in with everyone else who does as well. It makes it that much easier to meet people, and it’s a hell of a lot of fun for you at the same time. Sometimes, most especially among new members, there is a shyness about plunging in and doing so, but there is no need to feel that way at all. A swing club is not the place where you need to feel either shy or conservative. You can and should feel totally free to cast your inhibitions to the wind when you come out to play at our club. So to help break down those last barriers about getting into theme on those wilder nights, we’ve introduced an added incentive to you. Everyone who arrives at the dance dressed in the theme (or changing into it as soon as you arrive) is entered in a raffle drawing for a great prize! Join the fun crowd and we’ll add to your fun for you! Go ahead and give it a try ... we guarantee you’ll have a good time when you do!

Remember also, that regardless of the theme - mild or wild - lingerie is always a very acceptable alternative for a choice of what to wear to the club.

Busy! BUSY!! BUSY!!!

If you haven’t been out to Club Eros over the past couple of months you’ve missed some incredibly great parties, and some super big crowds. Every weekend has been packed full of happy, horny members and lots of new couples as well. If it’s been a while since you’ve been out, don’t put it off any longer... come on out and see what all the excitement is about! And if you’re new and have yet to make your first visit, come out and check us out!!!
Everyone loves the bar decor and atmosphere, both members and guests alike ...
... and we’ve had the largest influx of new couples ever in our history!
(one recent evening set a record with 21 brand new first time couples at one function!)
Come on out and be part of the upswing!

Smoking & Ventilation

As everyone is undoubtedly aware, as of Jun 1 2004, we along with ALL other bars in the GTA are now legislated as non-smoking. For those of you who do still wish to go outside for a puff during the course of the evening, we ask your co-operation in these areas:

1 - If you are "dressed in theme" please make sure that you "cover-up" to go outside if your outfit is beyond what you would wear around your own neighbourhood. Keeping things discrete here is important to all of our collective privacy. (In other words, if you are a smoker, please bring a wrap!)

2 - No alcohol is permitted outside. Period. Leave your drinks inside when you go out.

3 - Please help keep things clean and use the red sand pails (not the planters) provided for your butts.

4 - With the amount of in-and-out (no pun intended) traffic this generates, nametags MUST be worn as it's the only quick and easy visual check the door staff have of those returning in.

Please and Thank You.

PS For those of you who are non-smokers and have been waiting to come out until "the air is clear", NOW is your time!
 

LLBO Does Not Equal BYOB

At a recent dance it was brought to our attention that a couple were seen to have brought in their own alcohol. Not only is this unacceptable, but it poses a very real risk for us as the bar owners.. Under Ontario Liquor Law, if you bring your own liquor into a licensed premises, the bar owner can easily lose his license. Please note that we have a zero tolerance policy for this: If you are caught bringing in liquor, it will be confiscated and you will be asked to leave. (no exceptions!!)

This is also an appropriate time to mention that we also have a zero tolerance policy for illegal drugs. Very simply, a swing club is legal, drugs are not - we have no intention of crossing that line. This hasn't been an issue in the past and we want to keep it that way.

Coffee’s Free As Usual

Quite a number of members have expressed concern lately about the drinking/driving laws and the long drive home after club dances.
Firstly we want to say that we abhor impaired driving, and regardless of the laws against it we would still do what we can to ensure that none of our members drive drunk. The reality is that over the years we’ve seen that couples attending our club are social drinkers and not alcohol abusers. We virtually never see anyone trying to drive after one of our dances who is a danger either to themselves or others.
But what concerns people the most lately is that very close legal gray line where you feel fine but might be just close enough to blow over. To that end we offer the following alternatives: In a nutshell, you don’t need to let the drinking /driving laws put you off coming out. We’re happy to accommodate you doing it safely.

Area Motels
(listed by relative driving distance from the club)
(Also please note that rates at all of these hotels vary from day to day and week to week
- it seems none of them have standard across the board rates)

***  =  recommended hotels

Please make note though that most especially during the summer months, long weekends & New Years, these hotels sell out very early - often a week or more ahead of time - so make your reservations early!

Club Eros functions are always for club members and their invited guests only.

Admission is
$20/cpl for Silver Members,
$30/cpl for "No Frills" Members & Members of Other Clubs,
$40/cpl for Guests & Expired Members
FREE for Gold Card Members!

Non-members may send us email or call (416) 410-CLUB for membership information
and a personal invitation to one of our upcoming Saturday dances.
(Other special functions are strictly members only)

If you are not accompanied by a member, nor have a *written* invitation you will not be admitted.
**All guests must show ID on admission.**
(We do honour memberships from other affiliated clubs for a one time visit)

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Contact Information

Club Eros  - "Leading the scene since 1972!"
PO Box 92523, 160 Main St S Post Office,
Brampton, Ont L6W 4R1
Phone number : (416) 410-CLUB (or 410-2582)
e-mail: party@cluberos.ca